1 00:00:37,002 --> 00:00:43,874 Les Charlots in: "La grande Java" "And... that we're cool guys" 2 00:00:43,898 --> 00:00:47,331 A movie of Philippe Clair 3 00:00:48,595 --> 00:00:52,576 - AND... THAT WE ARE GOOD BOYS - 4 00:00:52,600 --> 00:00:54,800 Dutch subtext Manuel Scala - January 2020. 5 00:00:54,801 --> 00:00:58,301 Adapted and improved by Manuel Scala (BuStEl) www.frenchmoviesubs.eu - 2020 6 00:02:24,177 --> 00:02:28,043 It's him, it's Kougloff. - It's not written that way. 7 00:02:28,044 --> 00:02:29,597 That's Kougloff. - But no. 8 00:02:29,598 --> 00:02:30,795 It's him. 9 00:02:30,796 --> 00:02:34,433 That's him, right? - No time to lose. 10 00:02:49,022 --> 00:02:52,726 Are you looking for a hairdresser? - Who said that? 11 00:02:52,750 --> 00:02:54,187 Me, for what? 12 00:02:56,547 --> 00:03:00,126 'Cause I thought it was him watch out, you. 13 00:03:01,936 --> 00:03:07,162 It's nothing, it's like this... we would would like to know where Colombani lives. 14 00:03:08,266 --> 00:03:09,825 Here it is written. - What? 15 00:03:09,826 --> 00:03:11,462 Colombani. -Are you sure? 16 00:03:11,463 --> 00:03:12,721 Absolute. 17 00:03:13,818 --> 00:03:15,203 Look. 18 00:03:15,204 --> 00:03:16,204 Here it is. 19 00:03:18,016 --> 00:03:20,637 He doesn't answer. - Do it again. 20 00:03:36,818 --> 00:03:38,003 Inside. 21 00:03:40,516 --> 00:03:43,384 These gentlemen want to speak to you. 22 00:03:44,593 --> 00:03:50,059 Hello gentlemen, leave the door open. It's so hot here. 23 00:03:50,060 --> 00:03:55,557 What can I do for you? - Open your window. 24 00:03:56,095 --> 00:04:01,146 Is your name Colombian now? And you are now Corsican? 25 00:04:01,147 --> 00:04:03,898 Maybe you prefer a new face. - Even worse than the last one. 26 00:04:03,899 --> 00:04:07,978 The money. - What do you say? 27 00:04:07,979 --> 00:04:09,510 Explain it again. 28 00:04:09,511 --> 00:04:11,440 He wants us to say it again. - The money. 29 00:04:11,441 --> 00:04:13,905 The money. - The funds. 30 00:04:13,906 --> 00:04:18,447 Is 2.50 Francs per hour enough? - We want our 20 million... 31 00:04:18,448 --> 00:04:20,749 ...come in here and want five minutes we our 20 million. 32 00:04:20,750 --> 00:04:25,365 Within 5 minutes. - I have the 20 million, yes. 33 00:04:25,365 --> 00:04:28,392 I have to ask my secretary. 34 00:04:30,328 --> 00:04:35,281 Olivier, Sebastien, Gideon? These gentlemen need money. 35 00:04:50,357 --> 00:04:56,614 And now out, "Raus", through the door. 36 00:04:56,638 --> 00:04:58,608 Take that door with you. 37 00:05:01,795 --> 00:05:03,846 Take a look... 38 00:05:03,870 --> 00:05:06,830 They are all accommodating. 39 00:05:06,831 --> 00:05:10,260 You're lucky that I have your daughter please see otherwise we would go to the police. 40 00:05:10,261 --> 00:05:13,303 A little respect for me, eh! 41 00:05:13,813 --> 00:05:17,866 You're not bad guys... 42 00:05:17,867 --> 00:05:21,530 ...some change for the restaurant. 43 00:05:21,531 --> 00:05:25,542 Keep them, I won't take them. I'm waiting for the 20 million. 44 00:05:25,964 --> 00:05:29,758 We'll take care of it that we get everything back. 45 00:05:29,759 --> 00:05:31,200 It's getting turbulent. 46 00:05:32,549 --> 00:05:34,760 You bastards! 47 00:05:35,394 --> 00:05:36,521 Just blow. 48 00:05:44,085 --> 00:05:48,586 Good Mr. Colombani, absolutely Mr Colombani. 49 00:05:49,389 --> 00:05:51,198 Good day sir. - Gentlemen. 50 00:05:51,199 --> 00:05:56,610 We would like one room. 51 00:05:56,611 --> 00:06:00,239 With running water. - I just rented out the last one. 52 00:06:00,966 --> 00:06:03,425 No. - To Mr Colombani? 53 00:06:03,426 --> 00:06:04,938 Of course. 54 00:06:05,316 --> 00:06:07,344 Thank you. - Don't mention it. 55 00:06:11,336 --> 00:06:13,425 Here, Pascal. 56 00:06:25,966 --> 00:06:29,199 Is it a nice hotel? - We'll stay somewhere else. 57 00:06:29,200 --> 00:06:31,154 They have all been bribed by Colombia. 58 00:06:31,155 --> 00:06:32,530 The water is cold. 59 00:06:32,531 --> 00:06:36,917 No gentlemen, not all in. I'm only allowed in. 60 00:06:36,918 --> 00:06:39,720 Who is that again? - I'm Mr. Devot. 61 00:06:39,744 --> 00:06:42,567 I am a resident of Brizouls and candidate for the upcoming elections. 62 00:06:42,568 --> 00:06:44,896 Congratulations Mr. Gradot. - It's Devot. 63 00:06:44,897 --> 00:06:46,924 You are Colombani's opponent? - That's right. 64 00:06:46,925 --> 00:06:52,161 They call it David versus Goliath. Just look there. 65 00:06:52,162 --> 00:06:53,507 - Vote Colombani / Vote Devot - 66 00:06:53,523 --> 00:06:56,907 Colombani doesn't want you here, rumors are spreading quickly. 67 00:06:56,931 --> 00:06:58,931 I can help you. 68 00:06:58,955 --> 00:07:01,558 Gentlemen, I think we have one found an ally. 69 00:07:03,810 --> 00:07:08,814 You went to sleep in the open air, I'll give you a place to sleep. 70 00:07:16,040 --> 00:07:17,931 Tasty! - Thank you! 71 00:07:25,415 --> 00:07:28,619 The soup is not drinkable and it's cold. 72 00:07:28,643 --> 00:07:30,490 There's also a hair in there. 73 00:07:31,525 --> 00:07:35,044 At Colombani there is the kitchen of course also better. 74 00:07:35,251 --> 00:07:40,105 He is the king of salads. - Salad? Tell me more about it! 75 00:07:40,453 --> 00:07:42,213 The story started in England... 76 00:07:42,923 --> 00:07:45,535 Can't I tell him? 77 00:07:45,536 --> 00:07:47,269 He's the only one who finds out. 78 00:07:47,270 --> 00:07:50,709 So it all started in England. I knew a girl there named Franc. 79 00:07:50,709 --> 00:07:52,444 A really ugly one. - Who said that? 80 00:07:58,179 --> 00:08:01,494 I met a girl whose name is Frances Kougloff was. I was engaged to her. 81 00:08:01,495 --> 00:08:03,719 Her father was a trainer in a club in Paris. 82 00:08:03,719 --> 00:08:05,849 So he had the following proposal... 83 00:08:05,850 --> 00:08:07,886 I play in his club, marry his... 84 00:08:07,911 --> 00:08:10,359 ...daughter and for this I would get 10 million. 85 00:08:10,360 --> 00:08:12,497 10 million interested me, but I wanted... 86 00:08:12,497 --> 00:08:14,574 ...no saying goodbye of my best comrades. 87 00:08:15,993 --> 00:08:17,286 They are so cute. 88 00:08:17,287 --> 00:08:20,515 I demanded that we play together for a good 20 million. 89 00:08:24,383 --> 00:08:26,383 So we agreed in Paris to... 90 00:08:26,383 --> 00:08:28,546 ...sign contract and receive the money. 91 00:08:28,547 --> 00:08:31,368 But unfortunately Kougloff, his daughter and the money disappeared without a trace. 92 00:08:31,694 --> 00:08:33,591 He liked his daughter keep the money... 93 00:08:34,654 --> 00:08:36,727 So, we're looking now. At some point... 94 00:08:36,752 --> 00:08:38,529 ...moment I came an article against... 95 00:08:38,530 --> 00:08:41,585 ..."Brizouls with 340 inhabitants and in the quarter-final of the cup". 96 00:08:41,586 --> 00:08:46,548 Brizouls with its 340 inhabitants and a quarter-final, that doesn't make any sense. 97 00:08:46,572 --> 00:08:51,574 So we go to Brizouls and met there Mr Colombian... 98 00:08:51,575 --> 00:08:55,407 ...the one on two drops of water looked like our beloved Kougloff. 99 00:08:55,408 --> 00:08:57,379 You should sue him. 100 00:08:57,380 --> 00:08:59,205 This is impossible in context with his daughter. 101 00:08:59,229 --> 00:09:01,857 What do we do then? - Trust us. 102 00:09:04,169 --> 00:09:08,048 Colombian you would not so welcoming! 103 00:09:08,049 --> 00:09:11,535 Well, in our village it has he's in charge. 104 00:09:11,536 --> 00:09:15,471 He has enough money, it The most beautiful house is his. 105 00:09:15,472 --> 00:09:20,386 He even takes our little team to rugby and takes them to the quarter-finals. 106 00:09:20,387 --> 00:09:24,405 And that's not enough because sir stands as a candidate for the elections. 107 00:09:24,406 --> 00:09:26,505 And you know against whom? Yes against me... 108 00:09:26,506 --> 00:09:28,145 And even if that's not enough... 109 00:09:28,146 --> 00:09:31,180 ...he pays for his election campaign in such an American way. 110 00:09:31,181 --> 00:09:33,652 Damn it, the money... - Yes, indeed. 111 00:09:33,653 --> 00:09:36,117 Do you think you have a chance? - Chances? 112 00:09:36,154 --> 00:09:40,303 If he wins the match then go all eyes are on Colombia. 113 00:09:40,304 --> 00:09:43,234 It's really a disaster and a problem. 114 00:09:43,235 --> 00:09:47,740 Otherwise stop your campaign? - I've been doing it for 20 years... 115 00:09:48,099 --> 00:09:50,928 I'm not going to stop the campaign to an outsider. 116 00:09:50,929 --> 00:09:52,930 He'll have a chance, right? 117 00:09:52,931 --> 00:09:56,441 We'll help you. - That's for sure. 118 00:09:58,139 --> 00:10:01,281 Why don't I have a pillow? - Do you see a way out for me? 119 00:10:01,281 --> 00:10:05,041 Maybe... But against Colombian, trust us. 120 00:10:05,412 --> 00:10:07,599 We are the strongest! 121 00:10:07,855 --> 00:10:12,288 We will make the posters. - And then meet Colombani? 122 00:10:12,768 --> 00:10:14,425 Check this out. 123 00:10:17,454 --> 00:10:18,502 Excuse me. 124 00:10:18,503 --> 00:10:20,936 They put up posters every night. - Every night? 125 00:10:20,937 --> 00:10:23,010 Yes. - And his daughter too? 126 00:10:23,160 --> 00:10:27,769 No, he won't just let her go outside, he pays strict attention to her. 127 00:10:27,770 --> 00:10:30,850 She's even sleeping at this point. 128 00:10:34,975 --> 00:10:37,545 It's here, do you understand what you have to do? 129 00:10:37,570 --> 00:10:39,830 If anyone appears, what do you do then? 130 00:10:39,831 --> 00:10:42,502 Then we walk away. - No, what are you going to do then? 131 00:10:42,503 --> 00:10:44,528 Quiet! Well, here we go. 132 00:10:44,702 --> 00:10:46,135 Push... 133 00:10:48,892 --> 00:10:51,098 What do you have in your hands? - This isn't mine... 134 00:10:51,099 --> 00:10:53,713 Put me down, there's someone in the hallway. 135 00:10:53,714 --> 00:10:56,539 Come quickly! - We're out! 136 00:10:56,540 --> 00:10:58,294 Simpletons... 137 00:11:35,448 --> 00:11:40,826 Filippo, are you dead? Please answer... At least say something to me... 138 00:11:41,231 --> 00:11:43,839 Filippo, are you dead? Tell me! 139 00:11:43,840 --> 00:11:46,658 No, I'm not dead. What nonsense... 140 00:11:46,659 --> 00:11:49,600 Why are you talking to me like that? What may I have done to you? 141 00:11:49,601 --> 00:11:53,064 You didn't do anything to me... I'm trying found you for months... 142 00:11:53,065 --> 00:11:55,118 ...for you I risk my health and life... 143 00:11:55,119 --> 00:11:57,712 ...to get over this balcony. I dressed like a gentleman... 144 00:11:57,713 --> 00:12:01,466 ...I'm here for my declaration of love but you didn't do anything to me. 145 00:12:01,560 --> 00:12:02,959 I didn't recognize you. 146 00:12:02,960 --> 00:12:05,987 What do you have in your eyes? You are completely forgot about me... 147 00:12:05,988 --> 00:12:09,186 I've been waiting for you for six months. Why did you leave me? 148 00:12:09,210 --> 00:12:11,321 Have I left you? Did I move here? 149 00:12:11,346 --> 00:12:12,789 Have I changed my name? 150 00:12:13,114 --> 00:12:17,441 Colombani, it doesn't suit you at all. - Do you like Kougloff better? 151 00:12:17,804 --> 00:12:20,773 I didn't think Kougloff was bad at all. - That's my father's name, my name is different. 152 00:12:20,774 --> 00:12:23,113 Dad said that left me. - Did you believe him then? 153 00:12:23,113 --> 00:12:24,910 Actually yes. - You believe everything too. 154 00:12:24,910 --> 00:12:26,567 Well, yeah... - Honey... 155 00:12:26,568 --> 00:12:29,861 That's why we came here. He wanted us to forget everything. 156 00:12:29,862 --> 00:12:33,470 He wanted you to forget, I haven't forgotten anything at all. 157 00:12:33,471 --> 00:12:39,446 Neither your father nor the money. I haven't forgotten you either, honey. 158 00:12:39,447 --> 00:12:41,146 What are you doing on the ground? 159 00:12:44,154 --> 00:12:46,470 Just go away, he you can't find it here. 160 00:12:49,191 --> 00:12:51,999 Oh no, my jacket... 161 00:12:56,946 --> 00:13:00,157 No, not on the bed! Come on, leave now! 162 00:13:00,158 --> 00:13:01,605 Not in bed...? 163 00:13:01,606 --> 00:13:03,127 No. 164 00:13:03,128 --> 00:13:06,042 Oh no, it's my Sunday suit. - My Filippo. 165 00:13:11,184 --> 00:13:13,502 I have a lot of times. 166 00:13:20,197 --> 00:13:21,229 No, not on the floor... 167 00:13:21,230 --> 00:13:24,374 No, please, no, no, go away... 168 00:13:24,375 --> 00:13:27,887 I'm already leaving. - No, don't go, stay! 169 00:13:28,168 --> 00:13:33,068 Oh no, it's not true. - That's all right. 170 00:13:33,068 --> 00:13:35,375 Not bad, not bad... 171 00:13:40,167 --> 00:13:44,573 Guys, find a place to sleep. 172 00:13:53,485 --> 00:13:54,592 No... no... 173 00:13:54,593 --> 00:13:57,184 You tickle me, rascal. 174 00:14:02,235 --> 00:14:03,992 Florence? 175 00:14:05,516 --> 00:14:08,507 Florence, are you sleeping? - It's my father. 176 00:14:09,202 --> 00:14:12,301 Answer me. - Say: "yes". 177 00:14:13,147 --> 00:14:15,560 When I sleep I can do it not answer? 178 00:14:15,653 --> 00:14:17,015 That's right... 179 00:14:17,311 --> 00:14:21,789 Are you having a nightmare again, honey? Because of that bastard Filippo! 180 00:14:21,790 --> 00:14:24,542 Even in your dreams late he won't leave you alone. 181 00:14:27,317 --> 00:14:30,317 I'm going to hide behind the door. - No, stay here. 182 00:14:30,555 --> 00:14:32,850 I'm going to jump out the window. 183 00:14:39,386 --> 00:14:46,086 Why are you coming to upstairs with so much noise... 184 00:14:46,121 --> 00:14:48,380 And now in silence! 185 00:14:49,647 --> 00:14:53,697 That's how I like it! 186 00:14:54,647 --> 00:14:56,893 Idiots! 187 00:15:14,216 --> 00:15:16,534 Filippo? 188 00:15:19,592 --> 00:15:24,732 You sleep my little one, sleep my little kitten. 189 00:16:00,848 --> 00:16:03,589 Good afternoon friends. - Good afternoon. 190 00:16:03,590 --> 00:16:04,957 Good afternoon, Mr. Colom... 191 00:16:19,229 --> 00:16:20,458 They're here. 192 00:16:33,693 --> 00:16:35,265 Here I am drinking with you. 193 00:16:36,055 --> 00:16:38,384 Just put it there, thanks. - Okay. 194 00:16:41,210 --> 00:16:43,177 No, at the other table. 195 00:16:54,582 --> 00:16:58,493 They're looking for trouble... Calm down! 196 00:16:58,648 --> 00:17:02,964 Pascal, as usual. - Good, Mr Colombani. 197 00:17:04,389 --> 00:17:06,811 Just try to get in. - Okay. 198 00:17:18,341 --> 00:17:20,582 That's not good at all. 199 00:17:24,948 --> 00:17:26,448 Excuse me. 200 00:17:40,208 --> 00:17:41,719 No, no. 201 00:17:50,112 --> 00:17:54,225 Great job. - Get behind it. 202 00:17:54,225 --> 00:17:56,006 I? - Yes, yes. 203 00:18:01,901 --> 00:18:03,926 Calm down, sir. 204 00:18:04,851 --> 00:18:06,139 Thank you. 205 00:18:06,466 --> 00:18:09,313 Thank you You are really nice, sir. 206 00:18:18,178 --> 00:18:20,336 I said calmly. 207 00:18:40,722 --> 00:18:42,854 I said calmly. 208 00:18:42,855 --> 00:18:45,464 I'm here, Mr Colombani. 209 00:19:11,121 --> 00:19:16,638 Pascal you are stealing my customers one by one Sunday morning anyway. 210 00:19:16,639 --> 00:19:19,890 It took me 10 years to make a difference... 211 00:19:19,891 --> 00:19:21,977 Come on, everyone to church! 212 00:19:23,733 --> 00:19:26,316 What is that again? 213 00:19:27,269 --> 00:19:29,209 I have a few words against you to tell you... 214 00:19:29,210 --> 00:19:32,359 Should we also come to church? - I said "everyone". 215 00:19:43,806 --> 00:19:47,947 Dear people, I rejoice to tell you the good news... 216 00:19:48,188 --> 00:19:51,548 Jesus came to earth to forgive our sins. 217 00:19:51,783 --> 00:19:53,590 He only says that to him. 218 00:19:54,979 --> 00:19:57,782 How dare he. - silence! 219 00:20:01,344 --> 00:20:02,629 Silence! 220 00:20:02,630 --> 00:20:05,140 He said "silence". 221 00:20:05,141 --> 00:20:08,419 I still feel a lot of hostility opposite each other... 222 00:20:09,643 --> 00:20:12,632 To keep your composure... 223 00:20:13,277 --> 00:20:18,456 Your serenity, I ask you for to do a good deed. 224 00:20:19,296 --> 00:20:22,872 Give some money to the church, put it in. 225 00:20:22,873 --> 00:20:28,545 The money will be used for new clocks to purchase for this church. 226 00:20:30,704 --> 00:20:34,728 Thank you. - God will deliver you from evil. 227 00:20:37,789 --> 00:20:38,958 Come here young man. 228 00:20:38,982 --> 00:20:41,858 We don't have any change in our pockets. - Do you accept meal vouchers? 229 00:20:41,930 --> 00:20:44,390 Do you accept cheque? - I'll give him a check. 230 00:20:45,084 --> 00:20:47,326 How much do I bet, 20? 25? 231 00:20:47,327 --> 00:20:52,066 I write 25. - It's our last check. 232 00:20:52,199 --> 00:20:57,061 In what name can the check be covered? - At church or someone else? 233 00:20:57,061 --> 00:20:59,537 This is through the Rothschild Bank, if that's okay for you? 234 00:21:03,106 --> 00:21:05,555 Write your license plate number on the back. 235 00:21:05,556 --> 00:21:10,289 I don't have a car. I put the number of the bus. 236 00:21:10,699 --> 00:21:12,406 Thank you, sorry. 237 00:21:14,832 --> 00:21:18,267 Thank you, thank you, my dear thanks brothers. 238 00:21:18,615 --> 00:21:21,272 Thank you for your spontaneous good deed. 239 00:21:21,397 --> 00:21:24,108 With great pleasure, my honor. 240 00:21:24,109 --> 00:21:27,449 On this second one Sunday after Easter and the... 241 00:21:27,474 --> 00:21:32,168 ...third Sunday to the quarter final of the cup... 242 00:21:32,700 --> 00:21:37,769 ...I would like an extraordinary article want to read from the Gospel. 243 00:21:38,254 --> 00:21:43,115 If you are hit on your right cheek, replace the left cheek... 244 00:21:43,139 --> 00:21:45,139 And why? 245 00:21:46,183 --> 00:21:48,358 Is that why we were brought here? 246 00:21:48,359 --> 00:21:50,220 If this continues, then I'm out of here. 247 00:21:52,578 --> 00:21:54,682 He's just chatting away neck, sir. 248 00:21:54,683 --> 00:21:57,555 Go on, Reverend. - It was fantastic. 249 00:21:57,556 --> 00:22:00,863 Hold me tight or I'll kill him. - Yeah, just hold him. 250 00:22:01,619 --> 00:22:02,922 Silence! 251 00:22:03,778 --> 00:22:05,409 Silence! - Silence! 252 00:22:07,455 --> 00:22:10,319 You cannot interrupt the voice of God in his own house! 253 00:22:10,320 --> 00:22:12,419 God doesn't know what one "baby foot". 254 00:22:12,754 --> 00:22:14,580 He doesn't even know vanilla cream. 255 00:22:14,581 --> 00:22:17,231 Will your God steal my suit? 256 00:22:17,232 --> 00:22:21,100 You're seriously making me nervous, me hit his head against the wall. 257 00:22:33,617 --> 00:22:38,640 Stop, brothers, stop... This is not good for the elections. 258 00:23:08,260 --> 00:23:11,331 Let's see, you have a problem with your voice Mr Colombani. 259 00:23:11,689 --> 00:23:14,535 I have no voice anymore... But I don't understand. 260 00:23:14,535 --> 00:23:15,535 What don't you understand? 261 00:23:15,536 --> 00:23:18,040 I don't understand why I had to be completely naked... 262 00:23:18,065 --> 00:23:20,918 ...to then determine that it was my voice. 263 00:23:20,919 --> 00:23:25,258 In a few moments you have your voice back. 264 00:23:26,429 --> 00:23:29,516 Calm down. 265 00:25:03,815 --> 00:25:05,936 My dear friends. 266 00:25:06,209 --> 00:25:09,501 Thank you for your presence. 267 00:25:09,885 --> 00:25:15,678 I'm going to need so many people to defend my interests. 268 00:25:15,679 --> 00:25:20,362 Because today is very difficult, but it will be easier tomorrow. 269 00:25:20,362 --> 00:25:25,267 When you will en masse vote for me. 270 00:25:26,454 --> 00:25:31,595 From my heart, as you already know, firstly... firstly... 271 00:25:32,461 --> 00:25:39,821 Three steaks, a bone for the dog, 125 grams of me... what is that? 272 00:25:43,409 --> 00:25:45,631 Is it still not ready? 273 00:25:46,185 --> 00:25:53,560 First of all... first of all, the construction of a new Brizouls-Paris highway. 274 00:25:56,106 --> 00:25:58,346 And free. 275 00:26:01,194 --> 00:26:03,512 Secondly... secondly... 276 00:26:03,513 --> 00:26:07,371 ...the opening... ...from a desk... 277 00:26:07,372 --> 00:26:10,043 ...opening... I can't talk anymore... 278 00:26:11,396 --> 00:26:14,285 Opening...opening soon. 279 00:26:16,673 --> 00:26:20,537 Opening of the "PMU" office. 280 00:26:23,468 --> 00:26:26,982 And now... my wild card. 281 00:26:26,982 --> 00:26:31,095 As a candidate, I solemnly promise to keep my word. 282 00:26:31,508 --> 00:26:35,016 If I promise something, I do it. And I will promise you... 283 00:26:35,017 --> 00:26:40,197 ...that Brizouls goes to the final and will win the match. 284 00:26:44,855 --> 00:26:46,113 And I even promise... 285 00:26:48,872 --> 00:26:52,461 I'm putting forward another candidate for then Colombani! 286 00:26:55,059 --> 00:26:57,498 Friends, we will be back to my program. 287 00:26:57,877 --> 00:27:00,644 Colombiani will not win! 288 00:27:05,357 --> 00:27:08,732 Vote for Devot, vote for Devot... ...vote for Devot. 289 00:27:08,767 --> 00:27:11,512 Listen to me, I tell you... I... 290 00:27:12,671 --> 00:27:15,104 Damn dog. 291 00:27:19,101 --> 00:27:21,445 Where is Colombia located? Below 110 or under 220? 292 00:27:21,469 --> 00:27:22,937 I don't know that. 293 00:27:22,938 --> 00:27:27,912 I am Colombani...Colombani... Colombani... Listen to me. 294 00:27:28,595 --> 00:27:29,595 Here! 295 00:27:29,596 --> 00:27:33,118 I beg you, friends, take it easy, easy! 296 00:27:33,119 --> 00:27:35,131 Colombiani will not win! 297 00:27:35,166 --> 00:27:39,366 Fat man, you got the took wrong door. 298 00:27:39,973 --> 00:27:43,467 I'll take any of you in my car on Sunday. 299 00:27:43,468 --> 00:27:45,028 All together, like brothers. 300 00:27:47,554 --> 00:27:52,629 Are you finally going to listen to me, dirty pigs, fat pigs... 301 00:27:52,653 --> 00:27:55,746 Pigs of voters! Big fat pigs.... 302 00:27:56,640 --> 00:27:59,316 Your underpants look red, take them off! 303 00:27:59,526 --> 00:28:06,383 It's forbidden, forbidden, I say you. I give the orders here. 304 00:28:06,988 --> 00:28:08,706 I'm the boss here. 305 00:28:08,707 --> 00:28:10,885 I'm the leader! 306 00:28:14,944 --> 00:28:16,968 A song, a song! 307 00:28:19,167 --> 00:28:21,056 Stop it! 308 00:28:31,547 --> 00:28:33,381 Can I? - Wait... 309 00:28:33,382 --> 00:28:34,523 Go ahead. 310 00:28:55,832 --> 00:28:57,554 Turn it off, turn it off. 311 00:29:02,972 --> 00:29:07,066 They ran away like rabbits. - Bring it on, bring it on. 312 00:31:09,330 --> 00:31:10,835 Give me the glue. 313 00:31:11,343 --> 00:31:12,910 Thank you. 314 00:31:20,247 --> 00:31:21,622 Give me the glue. 315 00:31:21,623 --> 00:31:23,529 Please. - Thank you. 316 00:31:37,410 --> 00:31:39,293 - Vote for Devot - 317 00:31:51,878 --> 00:31:54,113 Pass me the brush. - Okay. 318 00:32:53,658 --> 00:32:55,557 I wanted to tell you this tomorrow... 319 00:32:56,947 --> 00:32:59,226 What do you mean by tomorrow? 320 00:32:59,261 --> 00:33:02,375 And that I definitely don't want to be late. 321 00:33:02,376 --> 00:33:03,970 Oh woe. 322 00:33:11,038 --> 00:33:14,134 Let me go, let me go... 323 00:33:22,170 --> 00:33:26,144 I'm cold, I'm going to catch a cold. 324 00:33:29,813 --> 00:33:31,114 Just wait a minute... 325 00:33:38,443 --> 00:33:40,581 Here it is, glue for you! 326 00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:51,399 Let it go. Stop that. 327 00:34:26,973 --> 00:34:28,905 God, help me put an end to this. 328 00:34:41,255 --> 00:34:43,486 Help me separate them. 329 00:34:44,800 --> 00:34:46,882 My brothers, my sisters... 330 00:34:46,883 --> 00:34:50,834 Please listen to me. Brothers and sisters.... 331 00:34:57,405 --> 00:35:00,428 Do you have any glue left? - No, unfortunately. 332 00:35:02,154 --> 00:35:05,504 I swallowed the stamp. - That's what you needed. 333 00:35:07,684 --> 00:35:09,303 Come on, get up, get up. 334 00:35:09,304 --> 00:35:11,566 Should we fight? - No, you don't have to fight. 335 00:35:11,590 --> 00:35:13,319 What should we do then? 336 00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:17,934 Come on, let's go, just a little training doesn't hurt. 337 00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:23,668 Come on, faster! 338 00:35:24,057 --> 00:35:27,916 Faster, faster... 339 00:35:28,923 --> 00:35:30,597 Knees up... 340 00:35:31,166 --> 00:35:34,234 Come on, and hop, jump. Faster. 341 00:35:36,472 --> 00:35:39,991 Faster, one-two, one-two, one-two, one-two. 342 00:35:40,026 --> 00:35:42,344 We've lost Filippo. - Hurrah! 343 00:35:42,379 --> 00:35:44,671 Now let's enjoy. 344 00:35:58,053 --> 00:35:59,739 Guard. 345 00:36:01,852 --> 00:36:04,215 Has no one followed you? - No, I was very careful. 346 00:36:04,216 --> 00:36:06,404 I don't want anything happened to you. 347 00:36:06,405 --> 00:36:08,360 Filippo, you must make peace with my father. 348 00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:11,010 And then everything will be fine again. - It's for very soon. 349 00:36:11,011 --> 00:36:13,839 You've got quite a path chosen, my dad just goes crazy. 350 00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:16,637 Stop sawing I can't tell you everything. 351 00:36:16,638 --> 00:36:18,699 Everything will be fine again. 352 00:36:18,700 --> 00:36:21,541 My leg. - You will never win against my father. 353 00:36:21,861 --> 00:36:25,165 Do you know that he is terribly angry with you? - Well, what then? 354 00:36:25,166 --> 00:36:30,049 What? Do you want me to repeat it? The table football, the church... 355 00:36:30,049 --> 00:36:32,839 ...the election meeting and last night in the square... 356 00:36:32,840 --> 00:36:35,594 ...when he put up his posters. - This is all nonsense! 357 00:36:35,595 --> 00:36:38,434 You can't understand it anyway. - I know you're ruining everything. 358 00:36:38,435 --> 00:36:42,733 It's enough, if that's what you want you came here. 359 00:36:42,734 --> 00:36:44,698 But, I love you so much, my Filippo. 360 00:36:44,699 --> 00:36:47,451 Yes, I know, I know. - Well, let's take advantage of this. 361 00:37:17,903 --> 00:37:20,937 What are you doing here? - Don't mind me. 362 00:37:23,562 --> 00:37:27,591 Come, faster... one-two faster! 363 00:37:27,592 --> 00:37:29,881 The referee gave the final whistle. 364 00:37:29,882 --> 00:37:32,928 The semi-final is over by a draw 0:0. 365 00:37:32,929 --> 00:37:35,662 The match is replayed. Mr. Colombian. 366 00:37:35,662 --> 00:37:39,817 After so many disappointments you are not afraid of aggressive reactions... 367 00:37:39,817 --> 00:37:43,785 ...from your fans and future voters, who are terribly indignant? 368 00:37:43,992 --> 00:37:46,186 But no, don't worry. 369 00:37:46,187 --> 00:37:49,674 We lost a battle but We haven't lost the cup yet! 370 00:37:49,851 --> 00:37:54,469 I want to reassure my friends. Bee return the team will win the match. 371 00:37:54,536 --> 00:37:56,407 And as I promised... 372 00:37:56,408 --> 00:38:00,952 ...they will go through the finals and to Going to Paris to meet the president. 373 00:38:00,952 --> 00:38:02,971 Thank you, sir. - From the republic. 374 00:38:02,971 --> 00:38:04,113 Thank you, sir. 375 00:38:04,114 --> 00:38:06,626 Come on, we're waiting for you. 376 00:38:21,094 --> 00:38:28,497 Where is Colombia? - He's there, no, there... 377 00:38:28,621 --> 00:38:31,737 Where are you going? Where is Colombia? Where is he? 378 00:38:38,788 --> 00:38:41,132 Good day sister. - Hello Reverend. 379 00:38:42,166 --> 00:38:43,597 That wind too. 380 00:39:21,882 --> 00:39:24,050 Here, you did well. 381 00:39:24,051 --> 00:39:26,515 Now I know you're a good one will have a night's sleep. 382 00:39:26,516 --> 00:39:28,179 Tomorrow will be better. 383 00:41:21,503 --> 00:41:25,417 Dad, what's happening? Why are you acting like this now? 384 00:41:25,417 --> 00:41:28,346 This is the end, your father is ready for hell. 385 00:41:28,347 --> 00:41:30,099 But no. - They're there, they're there. 386 00:41:30,100 --> 00:41:33,797 They're all there, they're there. - That won't continue with you. 387 00:41:33,798 --> 00:41:35,881 We have to find a solution. - What are we going to do? 388 00:41:47,295 --> 00:41:49,213 Reverend, are you there? - Yes? 389 00:41:49,214 --> 00:41:51,783 It is I, Colombani, I need to talk to you. 390 00:41:51,818 --> 00:41:54,602 Just speak my son, it enlighten your soul, I'm listening. 391 00:41:54,603 --> 00:41:58,637 No, it's not a confession. - What do you mean? 392 00:42:00,044 --> 00:42:02,087 It's like that, Reverend. - Your hat. 393 00:42:02,088 --> 00:42:03,182 What? - Your hat. 394 00:42:03,182 --> 00:42:06,551 Yes, my hat... Of course, my hat, sorry. 395 00:42:06,552 --> 00:42:10,092 Is it that urgent, what's the problem? - In fact, I think it's already too late. 396 00:42:10,092 --> 00:42:11,152 Let's talk there. 397 00:42:16,519 --> 00:42:21,163 Reverend, would you like Brizouls to have the wins the cup and goes to Paris? 398 00:42:21,164 --> 00:42:24,196 I can only pray for it. 399 00:42:24,197 --> 00:42:27,301 God has given us everything to win. 400 00:42:27,302 --> 00:42:30,658 Without him we lost previous Sunday with 50 points. 401 00:42:30,659 --> 00:42:32,949 So, we will lose the next match too? 402 00:42:32,974 --> 00:42:35,965 If I same plow like last time... 403 00:42:36,191 --> 00:42:40,027 I can play along with you, right? I play like a God. 404 00:42:40,027 --> 00:42:42,060 I don't wear a cassock. 405 00:42:42,085 --> 00:42:45,314 I'm not here came to ask this. 406 00:42:45,315 --> 00:42:50,649 For what then? - I have to make arrangements with Filippo. 407 00:42:50,649 --> 00:42:54,057 Filippo? Why Filippo? - Filippo is a Charlotte. 408 00:42:54,206 --> 00:42:56,282 Filippo is Charlotte? - And then? 409 00:42:56,308 --> 00:42:58,497 And who is that "Filippo Charlot"? - What do you mean, who is that? 410 00:42:58,498 --> 00:43:02,057 They have participated 27 times the international rugby match. 411 00:43:02,057 --> 00:43:04,799 Why didn't you tell me? They can play along with us, right? 412 00:43:04,800 --> 00:43:08,396 If they play, Brizouls goes to the final and we won. 413 00:43:08,396 --> 00:43:10,609 You guys do have one terrible relationship. 414 00:43:10,634 --> 00:43:12,731 That's why I would like want to talk to them. 415 00:43:12,732 --> 00:43:19,188 Reverend, couldn't you make an appointment? arrange in a neutral place? 416 00:43:19,189 --> 00:43:22,735 For my parishioners I will try. 417 00:43:22,736 --> 00:43:25,696 We can really use God's help. 418 00:43:25,697 --> 00:43:27,137 Thank you in advance. 419 00:43:32,277 --> 00:43:35,167 Would you like tomorrow morning? meet at 5 o'clock? 420 00:43:35,503 --> 00:43:37,652 At 5 o'clock... okay... - At 5 in the morning? 421 00:43:37,652 --> 00:43:39,599 Why? - I'll explain it to you later. 422 00:43:39,599 --> 00:43:42,054 So that's agreed? - Agreed, agreed. 423 00:43:56,253 --> 00:43:57,662 Wait here. 424 00:44:03,926 --> 00:44:05,234 Let's go. 425 00:44:20,846 --> 00:44:22,285 There's no one there yet. 426 00:44:22,723 --> 00:44:25,884 Are you sure it's in the morning? was and not in the afternoon? 427 00:44:25,884 --> 00:44:28,366 No. - I have to sleep, otherwise I'll die. 428 00:44:43,714 --> 00:44:45,120 Hide. 429 00:44:54,316 --> 00:44:57,091 They are armed. - This is a trap. 430 00:45:10,722 --> 00:45:12,327 They're not here, boss. 431 00:45:13,305 --> 00:45:17,051 We agreed to meet at this hour, right? - Are you sure it was in the morning? 432 00:45:17,051 --> 00:45:18,595 Shut up, idiot. 433 00:45:43,712 --> 00:45:46,523 Are they here now? - I didn't see anyone. 434 00:45:46,524 --> 00:45:49,860 Well, what does that mean? - Goal, get out of here. 435 00:45:49,861 --> 00:45:51,383 That's enough. 436 00:45:51,384 --> 00:45:54,477 What is that again, children? This isn't serious. 437 00:45:57,511 --> 00:45:59,280 Damn it, get out of here. 438 00:45:59,364 --> 00:46:02,826 I want us to get out of this. 439 00:46:04,494 --> 00:46:07,667 Let's leave quietly... come on... hurry up... 440 00:46:07,668 --> 00:46:09,092 You stay here. 441 00:46:09,093 --> 00:46:10,543 And you too. - Okay. 442 00:46:10,544 --> 00:46:12,086 And silence. 443 00:46:16,988 --> 00:46:19,081 Stop that. 444 00:46:19,350 --> 00:46:22,397 And you here, sit down. Sit down. 445 00:46:23,956 --> 00:46:29,990 We're going to eat something together, try this one ham and homemade pate artisan. 446 00:46:56,592 --> 00:46:58,762 Look at him, he's looking for me. 447 00:46:58,763 --> 00:47:01,984 This delicious tea smells like fennel, it smells... 448 00:47:02,009 --> 00:47:04,745 ...to our region, smell it, smell it. 449 00:47:04,746 --> 00:47:06,539 Do you want to try it? - Yes. 450 00:47:06,539 --> 00:47:08,693 Are you here to to talk or to eat? 451 00:47:08,693 --> 00:47:11,371 We're here to talk but also to eat. 452 00:47:11,372 --> 00:47:14,773 You said that very well, Reverend. - Then let's talk? 453 00:47:14,961 --> 00:47:18,259 I am at your disposal, Philippo do you want to talk about it? 454 00:47:18,260 --> 00:47:21,106 If possible. - He wants to talk. 455 00:47:21,106 --> 00:47:22,106 We're talking! 456 00:47:28,800 --> 00:47:30,495 Calm. 457 00:47:36,028 --> 00:47:37,828 Look at them, they're looking for me! 458 00:47:37,829 --> 00:47:39,882 Reverend, a piece of sausage? 459 00:47:40,051 --> 00:47:43,857 Reverend, you can handle his mind that Brizouls should win the cup? 460 00:47:44,344 --> 00:47:47,689 Brizouls must win the cup. - And Colombian elections? 461 00:47:47,857 --> 00:47:50,058 Now is the time to have one to put an end to it. 462 00:47:50,059 --> 00:47:53,982 Reverend, tell him that it's for the sport, the parties... 463 00:47:54,007 --> 00:47:56,423 ...the self-sacrifice, the beauty, the commitment... 464 00:47:56,448 --> 00:47:59,147 ...the team spirit, and is an example for the youth. 465 00:47:59,147 --> 00:48:01,641 I didn't make it this far to play with the ball... 466 00:48:01,666 --> 00:48:03,719 ...I'm here to get my 20 million to demand. 467 00:48:04,640 --> 00:48:08,254 What do you mean 20 million? You said 10 million. 468 00:48:08,255 --> 00:48:11,144 This is the secret of the confession, your honor. 469 00:48:30,726 --> 00:48:32,750 Give me the revolver. 470 00:48:55,364 --> 00:48:59,546 It's just been made. - It means it's fresh. 471 00:49:00,444 --> 00:49:03,614 Dad, give his money back, it's his. 472 00:49:03,615 --> 00:49:05,874 It's true, he gives it back and we play. 473 00:49:05,875 --> 00:49:09,182 No, first play and only then will you get it back. 474 00:49:09,206 --> 00:49:10,543 Behind it. - Before. 475 00:49:10,544 --> 00:49:11,821 Before. - Behind it. 476 00:49:11,822 --> 00:49:13,726 Behind it. - Okay, then I won't play. 477 00:49:13,727 --> 00:49:19,171 He has no confidence in me whatsoever. - Do you have confidence in him? 478 00:49:19,795 --> 00:49:23,521 He doesn't trust you. - We can arrange something, right? 479 00:49:23,522 --> 00:49:25,401 Indeed, we have to can arrange something? 480 00:49:25,402 --> 00:49:28,794 Then we'll arrange something. - That's it, deal with me. 481 00:49:28,795 --> 00:49:30,038 Well, we'll arrange something. 482 00:49:30,039 --> 00:49:33,257 That he gives half now and the other after the final. 483 00:49:33,366 --> 00:49:35,133 Half... the final? 484 00:49:55,764 --> 00:49:59,004 Who is the villain here? otherwise I won't play! 485 00:49:59,005 --> 00:50:02,938 That I say it in the in the presence of my daughter? 486 00:50:02,963 --> 00:50:06,216 Venerable he is exaggerating, right? 487 00:50:06,216 --> 00:50:09,110 You're exaggerating. 488 00:50:09,555 --> 00:50:11,455 Come on daddy, just say you're a crook... 489 00:50:11,480 --> 00:50:14,344 ...are and speak afterwards we don't talk about it anymore. 490 00:50:14,344 --> 00:50:17,073 It may be an unpleasant one moment, but afterwards it is a relief. 491 00:50:17,074 --> 00:50:21,422 That's like medication, first it is disgusting and afterwards everything was resolved. 492 00:50:23,344 --> 00:50:30,729 Well, dear friends, I am a villain. - Finally he says it. 493 00:50:30,921 --> 00:50:33,158 Swear you're a villain! 494 00:50:33,183 --> 00:50:36,860 I've said it now, now you're going to play too. 495 00:50:36,860 --> 00:50:39,193 I'll play, but first the money. 496 00:50:39,194 --> 00:50:42,689 Money, money, that's what I'll give when it suits me. 497 00:50:43,884 --> 00:50:47,854 They're safe in my safe. - And I'll keep the key with me. 498 00:50:47,890 --> 00:50:50,121 Who is the crook here now? 499 00:50:52,293 --> 00:50:55,919 I'll give it to Philippo... after the match. 500 00:50:55,920 --> 00:50:57,970 Precisely. - No. 501 00:50:57,971 --> 00:51:04,161 Only if we win. - We will win, we are strong. 502 00:51:08,831 --> 00:51:11,790 Enough with the jokes. In two hours everyone will be... 503 00:51:11,815 --> 00:51:14,549 ...at the stadium because the training then begins. 504 00:51:15,174 --> 00:51:18,644 One-two, one-two, one-two, one-two, one-two. 505 00:51:18,645 --> 00:51:23,977 Faster... one-two... one-two... one-two. 506 00:51:24,579 --> 00:51:26,570 Come on kids, jump. 507 00:51:26,605 --> 00:51:28,581 Come jump my little... 508 00:51:39,224 --> 00:51:44,487 Fans of our parish, unite name of Brizoul's glory. 509 00:51:47,629 --> 00:51:49,901 Let's keep it neat. 510 00:51:50,982 --> 00:51:52,494 That's how we whistle. 511 00:51:57,404 --> 00:52:03,315 Two-three-four... one-two-three-four... one-two-three-four. 512 00:52:03,316 --> 00:52:05,260 Very good, your left is excellent. 513 00:52:05,261 --> 00:52:10,056 Hey there in the corner, more lively please, you are not here in the office. 514 00:52:10,057 --> 00:52:13,101 We will play with our heads. 515 00:52:13,763 --> 00:52:16,947 You hit straight into it goal, the goal is here. 516 00:52:16,948 --> 00:52:18,614 The first one can begin. 517 00:52:21,297 --> 00:52:23,084 Weak, next. 518 00:52:24,099 --> 00:52:25,238 Next. 519 00:52:25,239 --> 00:52:27,254 All very weak. 520 00:52:27,694 --> 00:52:28,886 With your head. 521 00:52:31,330 --> 00:52:34,853 There they are. And now the last one. 522 00:52:39,275 --> 00:52:41,218 I give you the "La". 523 00:52:41,219 --> 00:52:46,047 Come on Brizouls, come on Brizouls, come on Brizouls. 524 00:52:46,082 --> 00:52:50,466 Come on Brizouls, come on Brizouls, come on Brizouls. 525 00:52:50,467 --> 00:52:55,780 And now you learn to catch the ball, before getting millions. 526 00:52:56,057 --> 00:52:57,554 Let's get started. 527 00:52:58,395 --> 00:52:59,785 Very good. 528 00:53:03,933 --> 00:53:08,773 Grab it if you can, just a little faster, grab it. 529 00:53:09,076 --> 00:53:15,372 Grab me if you can... Come on greyhounds, get it... 530 00:53:22,130 --> 00:53:27,280 It's not that hot after all today? Come on faster. 531 00:53:27,280 --> 00:53:30,292 Let's sweat. 532 00:53:31,776 --> 00:53:36,104 Come on, learn to fight, learn to hold on. 533 00:53:36,105 --> 00:53:38,484 Come on, fight it. 534 00:53:38,485 --> 00:53:42,458 Come on, hold on. Learn to hold on. 535 00:53:42,459 --> 00:53:46,158 Learn to dive, dive... 536 00:53:56,157 --> 00:53:58,705 Push, push. Come on, come on. 537 00:53:58,706 --> 00:54:01,056 Push, push... 538 00:54:04,720 --> 00:54:09,359 And now we're fighting the wind, come on, come on. 539 00:54:11,029 --> 00:54:16,724 Show what you can do, come on! 540 00:54:16,725 --> 00:54:18,245 Come on, come on... 541 00:54:18,280 --> 00:54:22,163 Well done, bravo, bravo, bravo... 542 00:54:26,894 --> 00:54:29,345 And now we will study it of throwing tomatoes. 543 00:54:29,550 --> 00:54:32,221 Aim and release. 544 00:54:32,222 --> 00:54:35,909 Aim and release. It's up to you. 545 00:54:39,386 --> 00:54:42,602 Aim and release. 546 00:54:43,294 --> 00:54:45,949 Aim and release. 547 00:54:46,498 --> 00:54:49,519 I already want to hang myself. - I'm tired of this training. 548 00:54:50,133 --> 00:54:52,622 And the money? Do you think so too? a bit of money? 549 00:54:52,740 --> 00:54:56,703 I think more about the match. - Get up, the boss is here. 550 00:54:59,872 --> 00:55:05,389 What do you think? is this a beach or something? 551 00:55:05,390 --> 00:55:08,645 Upright, and a little faster than that. - No, we're tired of it. 552 00:55:08,646 --> 00:55:11,295 We'll see about that again! 553 00:55:12,918 --> 00:55:14,645 Take a good look! 554 00:55:23,797 --> 00:55:28,265 So you don't want to cooperate? Come on, schnell! 555 00:55:28,266 --> 00:55:29,550 Get up immediately! 556 00:55:37,044 --> 00:55:38,431 To get up! 557 00:55:52,052 --> 00:55:53,852 Rugby is the war. 558 00:55:55,717 --> 00:56:00,420 First and foremost you have to find the enemy hurt as much as possible. 559 00:56:00,967 --> 00:56:05,628 Second, avoid the referee. 560 00:56:09,638 --> 00:56:10,638 Enough. 561 00:56:11,183 --> 00:56:12,856 Have you understood everything? 562 00:56:12,857 --> 00:56:16,682 Well understood, Captain the Emperor. - A foreigner? 563 00:56:16,736 --> 00:56:17,736 Yes. 564 00:56:18,025 --> 00:56:20,142 Frankmasson. - Good. 565 00:56:20,648 --> 00:56:22,254 Practical exercises... 566 00:56:22,255 --> 00:56:26,447 An example of torture for your opponent. 567 00:56:26,448 --> 00:56:28,006 Come here, you. 568 00:56:28,823 --> 00:56:31,834 We say, "Yes, my general." - Yes, my general. 569 00:56:32,078 --> 00:56:34,629 Twisting the nose. 570 00:56:36,301 --> 00:56:38,105 Tearing off the ears. 571 00:56:38,106 --> 00:56:40,057 Pulling the hair. 572 00:56:40,058 --> 00:56:41,864 Breaking his chin. 573 00:56:41,865 --> 00:56:44,240 And now it's up to you. 574 00:56:49,439 --> 00:56:53,231 Handle him well, take off his shoes. 575 00:56:53,231 --> 00:56:54,872 Forward, attacking! 576 00:56:54,873 --> 00:56:56,863 And the killer kills him. 577 00:57:09,016 --> 00:57:10,914 We won. 578 00:57:13,793 --> 00:57:18,039 It was a great match. 579 00:57:18,939 --> 00:57:20,684 Where is Filippo? - He's there. 580 00:57:25,040 --> 00:57:26,314 Filippo! 581 00:57:26,349 --> 00:57:29,315 You're not Filippo. - I hoped so... 582 00:57:29,316 --> 00:57:31,257 I see that too. Where is Filippo? 583 00:57:31,281 --> 00:57:33,440 Next door. - Filippo? 584 00:57:38,031 --> 00:57:39,528 That's not him, idiot! 585 00:57:43,912 --> 00:57:46,766 Come on, driver! Come on, driver! 586 00:57:46,801 --> 00:57:49,823 Well, Jean, François, be reasonable, this is not serious. 587 00:57:50,908 --> 00:57:52,274 Give that here! 588 00:57:52,275 --> 00:57:56,487 Driver, where are you going? - Hold my cap. 589 00:58:02,936 --> 00:58:05,366 Look, the bus runs alone. 590 00:58:12,480 --> 00:58:14,537 There are people waiting for us. 591 00:58:54,211 --> 00:58:55,922 Moving legs. 592 00:59:00,179 --> 00:59:03,946 I'll show you your rooms. It is very antique. 593 00:59:03,947 --> 00:59:08,518 It's something special. It's old it's rustic, it's upstairs. 594 00:59:14,515 --> 00:59:17,854 It's a palace. - Come, children! 595 00:59:17,854 --> 00:59:22,067 It's a real palace. - Now you can stretch your legs. 596 00:59:43,062 --> 00:59:46,710 Zhedeon? Zhedeon? Forgive me. 597 01:00:03,272 --> 01:00:06,554 Filippo, why were you with it? agree to come here? 598 01:00:06,554 --> 01:00:09,849 Yes, why? - I have a plan. 599 01:00:09,849 --> 01:00:11,285 If you have a plan, go for it! 600 01:00:56,383 --> 01:00:59,932 Did you want to buy something? - I just wanted to get some air. 601 01:00:59,932 --> 01:01:01,440 Naturally. - Good evening. 602 01:01:02,656 --> 01:01:04,914 We can possibly go for a while stay together? 603 01:01:04,914 --> 01:01:08,169 What if my father sees us? - Your father is sleeping, come along. 604 01:01:09,569 --> 01:01:13,141 Is she your girlfriend? - Enough. 605 01:01:13,142 --> 01:01:14,544 Good night! 606 01:01:21,399 --> 01:01:23,896 Are you sure he's sleeping? - I think so, yes. 607 01:01:23,897 --> 01:01:25,845 Come on, let's go. - Come on. 608 01:01:47,927 --> 01:01:50,079 It's quiet here. 609 01:01:52,721 --> 01:01:55,632 Send him to space. 610 01:01:59,030 --> 01:02:00,662 There he is. 611 01:02:04,157 --> 01:02:07,556 It doesn't work - Wait. 612 01:02:15,133 --> 01:02:18,413 Have you found it yet, Einstein? - Wait, let me just check... 613 01:02:21,131 --> 01:02:23,942 Let's do it as in '14, everyone to there. 614 01:02:34,025 --> 01:02:37,041 His zodiac sign is Aries. - Just what you need. 615 01:02:44,624 --> 01:02:49,270 I found it. - What? Be careful, it will explode now. 616 01:02:50,600 --> 01:02:54,386 Go ahead. - Light it anyway. 617 01:03:08,633 --> 01:03:12,175 Do you have anything else? - Yes, blue. 618 01:03:14,248 --> 01:03:19,224 We're going to try it from behind. - Come on, pull it! 619 01:03:40,056 --> 01:03:41,490 Dad? 620 01:03:51,806 --> 01:03:53,916 There's one more. 621 01:03:57,244 --> 01:03:58,663 Dad? 622 01:04:05,792 --> 01:04:08,672 What are you doing here? 623 01:04:08,673 --> 01:04:10,131 Nothing. - My safe. 624 01:04:10,132 --> 01:04:11,922 Put my safe back! 625 01:04:17,538 --> 01:04:22,445 But it's empty, where's my money? You stole them. 626 01:04:22,445 --> 01:04:24,558 No, that's not the thief. - Dad, stop! 627 01:04:24,558 --> 01:04:27,048 What are you doing? Is it a workout or something? 628 01:04:27,049 --> 01:04:29,425 He stole everything, everything. - It's not him. 629 01:04:29,983 --> 01:04:32,187 I have the money. - What do you mean? 630 01:04:32,187 --> 01:04:36,666 I put it away, I give it tomorrow to Filippo after the final. 631 01:04:36,666 --> 01:04:37,906 Afterwards! 632 01:04:48,110 --> 01:04:53,769 What about François? - She's traveling with me, don't worry. 633 01:04:53,769 --> 01:04:56,811 Be calm my children, see you soon. Have a nice trip. 634 01:05:05,819 --> 01:05:09,098 Give my money back and quickly. - You agreed, right? 635 01:05:09,099 --> 01:05:10,963 After the match I'll give it to Filippo. 636 01:05:11,203 --> 01:05:14,682 You guys are kidding me, you know actually not that good for me. 637 01:05:14,683 --> 01:05:16,655 Come on, daddy, trust me now. 638 01:05:16,656 --> 01:05:20,662 No, I want the money. Let's get started to search, just search. 639 01:05:20,894 --> 01:05:24,033 I say it is not present here. - Yes, of course... 640 01:05:24,034 --> 01:05:26,054 You're not kidding me! 641 01:05:26,194 --> 01:05:29,571 I have understood it for a long time. You both want me dead. 642 01:05:29,571 --> 01:05:32,374 You must have forgotten your father is as cunning as a tiger. 643 01:05:32,375 --> 01:05:35,253 You will protect her. Just go there. 644 01:05:36,659 --> 01:05:38,322 Faster. 645 01:05:39,705 --> 01:05:44,191 Be alert, this is a cunning trick. Women have heels and we slide off them. 646 01:05:54,230 --> 01:05:59,544 Have you gone crazy? Come down. 647 01:06:23,295 --> 01:06:25,802 I didn't find it so I'm not playing. - You do. 648 01:06:25,802 --> 01:06:28,770 No! - And what about the money? 649 01:06:30,541 --> 01:06:31,665 Just give me an aspirin. 650 01:06:31,677 --> 01:06:34,956 Where's the money? - Françoise has the money. 651 01:06:34,957 --> 01:06:37,996 And where is Françoise? - She'll come right away. 652 01:06:38,509 --> 01:06:42,156 It's a lie, money first. - We agreed "afterwards". 653 01:06:47,911 --> 01:06:50,037 Well, where are they now? - Don't know. 654 01:06:50,038 --> 01:06:53,002 Just wait a minute, they will come. 655 01:06:58,578 --> 01:07:03,337 You're not on the field, so you are all disqualified! 656 01:07:03,338 --> 01:07:08,259 Come out quickly, there are 62 000 spectators sir! 657 01:08:17,074 --> 01:08:19,235 Come on, Filippo, do your job. 658 01:08:21,991 --> 01:08:23,877 What has he done now? 659 01:08:23,878 --> 01:08:28,842 So amateurish, you will play! 660 01:08:29,311 --> 01:08:33,564 Bandits! Slackers! Assholes! You will play, play, play! 661 01:08:33,565 --> 01:08:37,682 What do you want? You get the money afterwards as we agreed. 662 01:08:47,243 --> 01:08:49,971 Brothers and sisters, let us pray. 663 01:09:12,166 --> 01:09:15,060 Let go of my t-shirt. Let me go. 664 01:09:20,326 --> 01:09:22,743 But no, what are you doing anyway? 665 01:09:24,860 --> 01:09:28,093 What are you actually doing here? do, get off the field! 666 01:09:28,094 --> 01:09:30,602 Now stand there! 667 01:10:10,386 --> 01:10:12,290 What is it all about you? Take that thing away! 668 01:10:16,201 --> 01:10:17,652 To the left, to the right. 669 01:10:17,687 --> 01:10:19,785 You bastard - My apologies. 670 01:10:19,786 --> 01:10:22,365 You really are a bastard, you will not getting out of here alive. 671 01:10:24,900 --> 01:10:28,404 That's enough now, come on we must continue. 672 01:10:30,772 --> 01:10:32,883 Come on, now we have to move on. 673 01:10:50,963 --> 01:10:52,734 Bring another ball! 674 01:10:54,460 --> 01:10:56,645 Shut up! 675 01:11:03,334 --> 01:11:06,926 No, come back, come back. 676 01:11:08,047 --> 01:11:11,167 Are you finally coming here? You are not the ball! 677 01:11:12,584 --> 01:11:14,582 Do something about it, come on. 678 01:11:23,454 --> 01:11:25,325 What is all that? 679 01:11:30,838 --> 01:11:32,366 Who did this? 680 01:11:32,367 --> 01:11:35,601 What a mess. - It's not me, I didn't whistle. 681 01:11:35,602 --> 01:11:39,111 Look at yourself in the mirror, donkey. It's not me, like I said. 682 01:11:39,146 --> 01:11:42,467 But who is it? - Come with me, is it him? 683 01:11:45,282 --> 01:11:47,763 Did you whistle? It's you, isn't it? 684 01:11:49,476 --> 01:11:51,092 What is this then? 685 01:11:51,740 --> 01:11:53,508 Let's continue. 686 01:11:56,638 --> 01:11:58,146 Are you kidding me? 687 01:12:18,103 --> 01:12:20,429 Well, what are you doing there? 688 01:12:20,430 --> 01:12:22,539 We don't really feel like it. - What do you mean? 689 01:12:23,790 --> 01:12:26,772 Come on, keep playing, now! 690 01:12:32,108 --> 01:12:38,664 The crowd screams across the field of the deplorable execution. 691 01:12:39,362 --> 01:12:43,700 Although, although... It seems that Filippo wakes up... 692 01:12:43,701 --> 01:12:47,123 Filippo! Filippo! Come on! Come on! 693 01:12:47,205 --> 01:12:52,468 But... but... continue playing, you. It's not possible, no, no... 694 01:12:52,785 --> 01:12:56,124 He stood against his own team. - You can't lose this match! 695 01:12:56,374 --> 01:13:00,785 You've got a nice ball here, stand just get up and move on. 696 01:13:00,786 --> 01:13:05,588 Just bring the ball behind the white line there. Now go. 697 01:13:05,589 --> 01:13:08,016 Hurry up, gentlemen they will want to take it away. 698 01:13:24,318 --> 01:13:28,366 What's wrong? What's wrong with him? going on? Ah yes, that whistle. 699 01:13:28,367 --> 01:13:29,857 Wait... wait... 700 01:13:30,368 --> 01:13:32,916 He sits here, don't move. 701 01:13:53,366 --> 01:13:57,213 The Brizouls team does simply ridiculous, but... 702 01:14:02,914 --> 01:14:06,481 There's a little break coming up now, come we're going to call Pascal. 703 01:14:06,943 --> 01:14:10,578 The first half of the match was an unforeseen battle. 704 01:14:20,905 --> 01:14:25,416 Of course you open the door, how can you talk to him differently? 705 01:14:25,417 --> 01:14:28,084 First you have to prove that you are Mr. Colombani! 706 01:14:28,085 --> 01:14:29,657 Idiot! 707 01:14:32,915 --> 01:14:34,344 Boss... boss... 708 01:14:35,301 --> 01:14:38,318 She escapes through the window. - What? 709 01:14:38,757 --> 01:14:41,409 She's not there. 710 01:14:51,683 --> 01:14:53,977 Thank you. - Don't you have any oranges? 711 01:14:57,353 --> 01:14:58,387 NB. 712 01:14:58,388 --> 01:15:00,551 It's time to move on. 713 01:15:06,767 --> 01:15:08,714 Is this a wig? - Yes? 714 01:15:32,650 --> 01:15:36,609 Just let me know, I'll take them. - You're too nice. 715 01:15:43,621 --> 01:15:48,214 My bike... My bike... Love the thief, she stole my bike. 716 01:15:48,446 --> 01:15:51,163 You only have 14 players, where is the 15th. 717 01:15:51,164 --> 01:15:53,489 The 15th. - He's coming. 718 01:16:00,655 --> 01:16:02,674 I'll show you something. 719 01:16:05,370 --> 01:16:06,395 My shoe. 720 01:16:53,817 --> 01:16:56,198 What is your profession? - Driver. 721 01:17:03,760 --> 01:17:05,827 Do you want another fine? 722 01:17:20,322 --> 01:17:21,691 What a great ball. 723 01:17:21,692 --> 01:17:24,329 Left... right... right... 724 01:17:24,330 --> 01:17:27,776 Yes, he's in there. 725 01:17:28,424 --> 01:17:31,440 What is that again? Put it back. 726 01:17:31,441 --> 01:17:33,938 Put it back. And rap. 727 01:17:54,737 --> 01:17:56,947 I'm not leaving the field I am the future... 728 01:17:56,972 --> 01:17:58,916 ...mayor of Brizouls, Colombani. 729 01:17:58,917 --> 01:18:00,865 Vote for Colombia! 730 01:18:00,889 --> 01:18:02,997 Here, the ball. 731 01:18:05,272 --> 01:18:08,260 Filippo, you're going to experience something. 732 01:18:10,184 --> 01:18:12,335 There's only 15 minutes left over, continue playing. 733 01:18:12,336 --> 01:18:16,647 He has a firm grip on the ball. - Get him off the field. 734 01:18:31,122 --> 01:18:32,460 Don't touch him, he's mine! 735 01:18:32,485 --> 01:18:34,294 Leave her alone I'll take care of her. 736 01:18:34,306 --> 01:18:35,834 Filippo... Filippo... 737 01:18:35,835 --> 01:18:37,275 Dad, you killed him! 738 01:18:37,276 --> 01:18:41,520 I'll get him to wake up your robot. - No, I have something better. 739 01:18:42,042 --> 01:18:43,542 What is that? 740 01:18:46,099 --> 01:18:49,786 He's moving... he's still alive... - I love you. 741 01:18:55,037 --> 01:18:57,964 Filippo, Filippo, you millions lie here. 742 01:18:57,965 --> 01:18:58,965 My millions? 743 01:18:58,989 --> 01:19:02,182 You don't have to count now, there's still time left only 12 minutes left to win. 744 01:19:24,955 --> 01:19:27,297 Bravo! Bravo! Bravo! 745 01:19:27,858 --> 01:19:30,677 Come on Filippo! Come on! 746 01:19:31,290 --> 01:19:33,731 We will win, we will win... 747 01:19:34,691 --> 01:19:37,531 You used your horn in town. 748 01:19:38,746 --> 01:19:42,993 One group on one wall, One group on one wall... 749 01:19:42,994 --> 01:19:47,536 Picoti, picota. Lève la queue et puis s'en va! 750 01:20:41,086 --> 01:20:44,598 This is my victory! 751 01:20:55,931 --> 01:20:57,998 Even more, even more... 752 01:21:27,130 --> 01:21:29,130 Is it 40 or 42 now? 753 01:21:29,131 --> 01:21:31,325 Still scoring, still... 754 01:21:42,048 --> 01:21:45,985 10, 9, 8, 7... 755 01:21:45,986 --> 01:21:49,782 ...6, 5, 4, 3... 756 01:21:49,783 --> 01:21:52,742 ...2, 1... 757 01:22:13,127 --> 01:22:17,542 And I repeat these words: long live the Brizouls and long live France! 758 01:22:20,182 --> 01:22:21,694 Congratulations sir. 759 01:22:25,033 --> 01:22:29,417 I'm not ashamed to say it, it's the best day of my life. 760 01:22:30,428 --> 01:22:33,858 And I am very moved that you touched me... 761 01:22:33,859 --> 01:22:36,315 ...that you chose me. 762 01:22:36,732 --> 01:22:39,782 And hope to represent you soon nationally as... 763 01:22:39,783 --> 01:22:41,651 ...on the field. 764 01:22:45,247 --> 01:22:48,400 When is your daughter's wedding? - My daughter? 765 01:22:48,401 --> 01:22:50,536 Yes, no, oh la la. 766 01:22:50,537 --> 01:22:53,517 My little birds, I keep thinking about them. 767 01:22:53,518 --> 01:22:56,546 And... I'll take good care of them. 768 01:23:00,689 --> 01:23:02,251 What a nonsense. - Let's get out of here. 769 01:23:02,251 --> 01:23:05,118 The food tastes good, right? - No. 770 01:23:05,690 --> 01:23:08,733 Goodbye, Mr Colombani. Goodbye, Reverend. 771 01:23:10,141 --> 01:23:11,608 No! 772 01:23:13,021 --> 01:23:14,783 No... no... - Goodbye. 773 01:23:17,047 --> 01:23:21,095 Hello, old man. - Leave my hair alone, thanks. 774 01:23:21,096 --> 01:23:23,427 Goodbye, ma'am. - Here, Filippo. 775 01:23:23,428 --> 01:23:26,663 I don't need it anymore. And be happy. 776 01:23:26,664 --> 01:23:28,239 Thank you. - Goodbye. 777 01:23:28,240 --> 01:23:29,899 Ciao. - Just watch out for her. 778 01:23:29,900 --> 01:23:31,738 Something small to buy sweets with. 779 01:23:32,855 --> 01:23:35,273 Thank you. - Here, for your children. Ciao. 780 01:23:35,713 --> 01:23:38,609 Goodbye. - Here Filippo, this is for... for... 781 01:23:38,610 --> 01:23:42,232 I can't. - Give it to him. 782 01:23:42,582 --> 01:23:44,113 Goodbye. 783 01:23:59,330 --> 01:24:01,075 You can laugh, right? 784 01:24:40,198 --> 01:24:41,839 Filippo! 785 01:24:45,126 --> 01:24:48,311 Is she coming with us? - If you don't mind, yes. 786 01:24:48,351 --> 01:24:49,747 Wait a minute... 787 01:24:52,020 --> 01:24:53,882 We'll see. 788 01:24:53,906 --> 01:24:56,106 Dutch subtext Manuel Scala - January 2020. 789 01:24:56,107 --> 01:24:59,607 Adapted and improved by Manuel Scala (BuStEl) www.frenchmoviesubs.eu - 2020 790 01:25:14,202 --> 01:25:18,566 - E - I - N - D - E -